Aussie word of the day: chunder - vomit, puke, chuck, etc.
So on Thursday, Corissa and I flew to Airlie Beach, which was lovely but a fairly small (read: one street bisecting one street) . We checked into Southern Cross sailing as soon as we arrived, and then checked into the YHA hostel around the corner. The following hours consisted of shopping in the few stores that looked promising (I picked up a lovely sarong), eating yummy seafood (and drinking crappy sangria), engaging in a failed pursuit of girly drinks, a walk along the teenie tiny beach, etc. The night ended fairly early, as there really wasn't much to do ("we're having dinner at 5, I feel like an old person..." - Corissa). We pretty much just chilled at the hostel, with a brief run for ice cream (I had strawberry, but would you believe that this place sold BEETROOT ice cream? Eww...) and a night time beach jaunt.

Check out was at 10 the next morning, and then we retraced our shopping steps of the day before (there were that few shops), had lunch, and met up with the bus that was to take us to the boat ("Boomerang") at 1:30pm. The ship was small and cozy, with a fantastically crazyfun crew of 4. Bretto the skipper, Benny the deck-hand, Megs the host/cook (who provided much gluten-free numminess for me!), and Dave the Slave (volunteer). The cast of characters who were taking the trip included three Irish girls, two Israeli girls, a group of four Scots, a couple of English folk, a girl from Chili, a few German, Norwegian, and Danish guys, a Canadian, and the two U.S.ers that were me and Corissa (I think that was everyone...). The ship was so small that Corissa and I had to share a bunk, but since nearly all our time was spent on deck, it didn't matter all that much.

The whole cruise took 2 days, 2 nights, and included two snorkel dives, a trip to Whitehaven Beach, and much gorgeous sailing.

We were supposed to be able to go scuba diving as well, but the boat for that never showed up. That was a huge bummer, but what can ya do? Saturday morning, we were awoken by ACDC music being blasted at 7am. Did I mention that Corissa and I had a speaker right over our bunk? Not so fun...I also got seasick on the deck twice that day, but didn't let it ruin my fun. What they say is true, better out than in! All in all, quite a cool experience, and the reef is amazing. I saw a billion fish, and even an eel! No turtles though.
Sunday we docked at 10ish am, and disembarked. We were filthy, salty, sweaty, tired, and gross, but we all headed to the pub an hour later for the "after-party" before people took off in their various directions.

Most people were spending the night in Airlie, so they showered and whatnot, but as Corissa and I were flying home that afternoon, we just grabbed some lunch (which I now know was wheat-laced...as I'm wheat-sick today). We grabbed a celebratory drink with the rest of the gang. As we were walking out of the path/driveway, I got hit by a car. Seriously, a car backing (thankfully very slowly) out of the lot hit me in the butt with it's bumper. No damage, but not cool, either. I shouted something inaudible, and then, along with the Canadian (who, as it turns out, was on our flight to Brisbane), we headed to the tiniest airport that I have ever seen. I kid you not, the parking lot was bigger than the entire airport. Two terminals, two x-ray machines...and the waiting area was mostly outside. We got on the plane from the tarmac. Good times. Take-off was then delayed an HOUR thanks to some issue over an elderly passenger's O2 tank. When we finally landed in Brisbane, we had missed the last airtrain (the train from the airport to the city) by 8 freaking minutes! Why does it have to stop running at 7:31pm on Sundays???!?!? We ended up just getting a cab, as we were WAY too tired to deal with figuring out the bus situation by then. It turned out not to be a total loss, as our cabbie (Matt) was a chill dude who played Metallica (and told me he was wearing a Metallica shirt under his work shirt) and discussed sub-culture social theory with me. The people you meet, man. We finally got home in the area of 8something, split off to our own apartments, and conked out. Well, that's not entirely true, because if you know me, you know I had to unpack first. Yeah, it's a sickness. I felt so much better after showering though, I cannot even explain. The wheat-reaction had already set in, which sucked, and remained in the form of headache, dizziness, exhaustion, and low fever today. Blah. I'm a bit better tonight, but I think I'm gonna just eat some soup and go to sleep really early. My sociology workbook is all I really have to do this week (do Wed.), so I can afford an early night. Ok, that's about it...Cheers